In the category of "if it isn't nailed down, somebody's going to take it" here's three recent thefts in Roseville.
• A thief smashed the window of a car parked at a care facility in the 1100 block of Cirby Way on Nov. 29 and took a Bible.
• Someone broke into a vacant house on Duncan Way between Nov. 24 and 26 and hauled off a clothes dryer.
• A thief took a package delivered to a front porch in the 1400 block of Dallen Way on Nov. 15. Inside the parcel was a lacrosse helmet.