But why should Jerry get all that free advice?
Meg Whitman and Steve Poizner are in desperate need of slogans. (Meg's is "A New California." To which we say, "zzzzz.")
So before this campaign goes further, let's harness our collective brainpower on behalf of these two candidates.
Here's some offerings from this corner:
Whitman: Money that experience can't buy
Poizner: Because only a nerd can save California
Whitman: Untainted by politics or the ballot box
Poizner: You'll flip for this flop
Surely you can do better. Using the format above and the comments box below, offer us your campaign slogans for each candidate. We'll run the best in Sunday's Forum Section.