From left to right, Nick Hogan, Linda Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan
Because we know you couldn't get enough of the VH-1 series "Hogan Knows Best," it's our duty to inform you of Hulk Hogan's appearance tonight at the Hard Rock Cafe (7th and K streets).
The flamboyant, iconic pro-westler is in town to help daughter Brooke Hogan promote her new CD, "Undiscovered."
OK, but here's the hitch. While the Hogans are promoting Brooke's new CD, no Hogans will actually be performing any songs from it tonight.
The official press release explanation is that the song also features another artist and "he will not be here" to perform. What, the Hulkster couldn't step up to the mike?
Anyway, the Hogans' peeps want you to think of this as a "meet and greet" - there'll be DJs there and word is that even Hulk Hogan may do a bit of time behind the turntables.
Also - and this is the real reason you should go, my dear pop culture junkies - VH-1 will be on hand to film for a season three episode of "Hogan Knows Best."
The details: $20 at the door, 21-and-over only. Starts at 10 p.m. Call (916) 441-5591 for more info.