For those wondering what's happening with Jeff Jensen (foreground, at right) - the out-of-work morning-radio personality who had the distinction of being canned by both The Zone (KZZO 100.5 FM) and The Flash (92.1 FM) - look no further than the Internet.
Jensen has a new gig - as a blogger for Sacramento magazine. Check out his entries here.
Here's a sample of Jensen's wry humor. (Let's just say Jeff has a lot of time on his hands these days):
"This unemployment thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. When I got fired last month, I had visions of spending the coming days lounging in bed, showering on odd Thursdays and drinking my way through afternoons of 'Green Acres' marathons. Unfortunately, unemployment has turned out to be a real buzz killer. How am I supposed to sleep in when my body's used to waking up at 3 every morning and refuses to let me sleep past 6? How am I supposed to enjoy drunken TV marathons when I don't drink? (Trust me, watching 'Green Acres' sober is about as pointless as watching baseball sober.) There's nothing to do but sit around filling out job applications and remembering the good old days when I actually contributed something to society."
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