For two of the remaining four couples on "Dancing With the Stars," last night was a perfect night out on the dance floor.
Of course, I'm speaking of Spice Girl Mel B. and her professional partner, the devilish Maksim Chmerkovskiy (pictured left in an ABC photo), and the always-smiling Helio Castroneves and his bubbly partner (and the show's best choreographer) Julianne Hough.
Both couples earned 30 points for each of their two dances and would appear destined for next week's "Dancing" finale.
But hold your quicksteps: Reality TV has been anything but predictable this fall. (I'll get to "The Bachelor" in a moment.)
Marie Osmond pretty much had most of the Osmond brothers she could manage to get front-row seats for sitting in the front row for her mambo with partner Jonathan Roberts. Marie pulled out all the stops on this dance, paring down her overly ruffled skirt to pretty much fringe at the end and concluding the dance in her brothers' laps!
At night's end, Marie and Jonathan are only four points (56) from the two couples with perfect scores! Jennie Garth and partner Derek Hough wound up in the middle with a combined 58 points.
So, who goes home on tonight's results show (9 p.m. on Channel 10)? Well, like many "Dancing" bloggers, I'm tired of predicting. Honestly, I think Jennie's lack of self-confidence will be her undoing. (Even partnering with Mickey Mouse last week at Disneyland wasn't much help.) And I'm not sure of her fan base.
But hey, the costumes are getting smaller as the finale approaches!
And, speaking of finales, what the heck was up with Brad Womack (pictured right) on "The Bachelor" last stand last night?
Here's one bar owner who probably needed a stiff one after stiffing both of the women he hand-picked as potential brides. Jenni and DeAnna arrived at the oceanside throne hoping for that Chopard diamond Brad snagged earlier that day. Alas, both left in limos - one in tears (Jenni) and one, well, really p.o.ed!
DeAnna had every reason to think she was the chosen one. After all, Brad told her he had already said adios to Jenni. So, that only leaves her, right?
Brad ends up deciding neither woman is right for him. "I'm just not in love with you" - or you. Yikes!
Anyway, he's left sitting on the big hunk of rock, ring in hand. But hey, the show's not over yet. Brad has to return next Monday to face the music, er, wrath of the two rejects. If I were him, I'd let twin brother Chad take the heat.
This all points to the horrific rate of marital success on this show, and its companion reality series, "The Bachelorette." I read on MSNBC.com that, as of last night's finale, there's been only one marriage in 14 - that's 14 - seasons of the two shows.
Can you remember that far back?
It was December 2003, when "Bachelorette" Trista Rehn wed her firefighter Ryan Sutter.
So, all you single girls in Austin, Texas, heads up: Brad Womack is back!