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June 30, 2009
Bernie Madoff on line 1!

I just got an e-mail from a company in New York that's pitching's ringtones that pretty much sum up the predicament - make that a 150-year prison stint - that Bernie Madoff is facing. The mobile music site has pulled together a list of 12 tones perfect for anyone wanting to put the financial schemer in his proper place - and in their ears!

What's cool is you can edit up to 30 seconds of your favorite tone, and you don't have to download what the carrier pre-selected.

Like I said, there are 12, but get creative and make up your own tone!

Here's what recommends:

* "For the Rest of My Life" - Dionne Warwick
* "Jailhouse Rock" - Elvis
* "Folsom Prison Blues" - Johnny Cash
* "Cell Block B" - Survival of the Fittest
* "You Had It Coming" - June
* "Locked Up" - Akon
* "Solitary Confinement" - The Weirdos (my personal favorite)
* "Apologize" - OneRepublic
* "What You Deserve" - De/Vision
* "When Goodbye Means Forever" - I Killed the Prom Queen
* "Seasons of Love" - Soundtrack from "Rent"
* This Is How I Disappear" - My Chemical Romance

For more information, click here.

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